I watched a client's 60 second radio spot die at a Memphis car dealership because of one bad tag line
I was sitting in the back of a Memphis Nissan dealership last month while a client played me his new radio ad, and within 20 seconds I knew it was dead on arrival. The spot opened with a 12 second list of dealership awards (like anybody sitting in traffic cares about a plaque from 2019), then crammed in three lease prices over a drum track that sounded like a ringtone. He asked me why his call volume dropped 40 percent since the ad launched, and I had to be straight with him: nobody remembers a single thing your spot said. We rebuilt it around one number, one offer, and a local guy's real voice, and his Saturday walk ins went from 6 to 19 the next weekend. The whole thing reminded me that ad people fall in love with the script and forget the person hearing it is half listening while merging onto I 240. So now I always test a spot by reading it out loud in my car before it ever goes to production. What's the worst ad copy you ever heard a client insist on keeping?