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Update: I ranked every cereal mascot by how soggy they would get in milk and the internet is furious
I have a spreadsheet with 46 mascots and a soggy score from 1 to 10. My rule is simple: if the mascot is made of bread, grain, or any baked good, they go in the bowl. Toucan Sam gets a 9 because a bird would float. Cap'n Crunch gets a 10 because he is literally a crunch. Last month a guy in a Facebook group told me I was disrespecting 60 years of mascot history and blocked me. I get it, but nobody has given me a better system yet. Does anyone here have a real way to rank them besides vibes?
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garcia.tyler12d ago
This reminds me of when my cousin tried to rank every fast food mascot by how fast they could actually run a 40 yard dash and he spent like three weekends on it. The Ronald McDonald people came for him in the comments too. Your soggy score thing makes more sense than his did honestly. The bird floating logic is solid because water tension is real, feathers would just sit on top. Cap'n Crunch being a 10 feels right but also kind of sad when you think about it for too long.
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