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That time my 6 year old corrected my dad joke in front of the grocery store checkout line

I told the cashier "I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it" and my daughter just looks up and says "dad that's not a diet, that's just you being hungry." The cashier laughed so hard she almost dropped a jar of pickles, but I still think my delivery was solid.
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felix_hayes64
The kid roasted you worse than the cashier did.
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the_faith
the_faith1d ago
Honestly "the kid roasted you worse" is the kind of thing you just have to laugh off or it stings forever. Best move is to nod, say something like "yeah I walked right into that one," and change the subject before they can keep going. People usually drop it fast if you don't get defensive or try to clap back.
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