The gas station in Branson had a sign with 12 dad jokes and I only laughed at 3
I stopped at a Fill Up in Branson last Friday and the clerk had taped a handwritten sheet of 12 dad jokes by the register. I read all of them while my gas pumped and only 3 got a real laugh out of me, so I wrote down the best one to steal. Which of your dad jokes gets the most groans from strangers, and do you save the good ones for family only?
Ha, I know the feeling! A Speedway near me had a chalkboard with jokes on it all summer and I think maybe 2 out of 10 were actually funny. The clerk told me he rotates them every few weeks and keeps the real groaners for the regulars. I always figured the family gets the good stuff and strangers get the leftovers. My uncle has one about a ceiling that cracks me up every time but I have never heard him tell it to anyone outside the family.