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Got roasted by a 7 year old at my cousin's birthday party
I was at Chuck E. Cheese last Saturday and this kid looked at my shirt and said 'did you get that from a garage sale?' in front of like 10 parents. I was wearing a plain navy polo from Target. Has anyone else been absolutely destroyed by a little kid out of nowhere?
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carr.elliot20d ago
@carter.gavin's got a point, that Target polo probably did scream clearance rack. But man, that kid's delivery was brutal - I'd probably just tell him my shirt was on sale for the same price as his dignity after that burn.
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carter.gavin20d ago
Nah I gotta push back on this one... a 7 year old being witty like that is kind of impressive honestly. They're just testing out social stuff and don't have a filter yet, so it's not really a roast it's just them figuring out how jokes work. Plus that navy polo from Target probably did look like it cost $12.99, kids notice weird stuff like that because they're not trying to be polite. I'd probably laugh and tell the kid he's got a future in comedy, then move on.
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